After months of
anticipation around the globe, the NBA schedule for next season was finally
released today. You know what that means, dear reader! It’s time to take out
the highlighter and mark your calendar for all the games you JUST CAN’T MISS.
When compiling a list of such games, it is easy to get excited about Thunder
vs. Heat or Celtics vs. Lakers. But to limit yourself to only big market teams
and brand-name stars would demean what the NBA stands for. So, in your better
interest, I have scoured the entire regular season television schedule and
picked out a few games that you would be a fool (that’s right, A FOOL) to miss.
Philadelphia @ New
Orleans: November 7th on ESPN
New Orleans Center Jason
Smith plays against his former team in what should be a barn burner between two
teams that can really put the ball in the basket.
Orlando @ Detroit:
November 16th on ESPN
Former Blue Devils Kyle Singler and J.J. Redick Duke it out (get it?) to see which unathletic white three-point
shooter can be the unathletic-iest, whitest, and three-pointiest of them all.
New Orleans @
Charlotte: December 29th on NBA TV
Al-Farouq Aminu and Bismack Biymbo take center stage in the battle for alliteration world domination. But will Desagana Diop emerge as the dark horse and steal the crown?
Vince Carter and
Richard Jefferson were teammates in New Jersey. But both have moved on to
bigger and better (?) things. Now they face off in what should be a
high-flying, aerial display between two athletes who definitely didn’t lose
their hops years ago. Or anything like that.
Okay, even I can’t feign
interest in this one…