Friday, June 8, 2012

In Search of The Answer: Why Allen Iverson was the Most Important Basketball Player of the 2000’s


June 6, 2001
NBA Finals Game 1
Sixers 103, Lakers 99. 0:47 remaining in overtime.

I don’t know whether to cheer or throw my hands up in disgust. I do neither. I just shake my head.

Allen Iverson has just finished the Lakers’ night with an exclamation point. He goes from zero to 60 in less than a second, dashing towards a baseline that only contains Los Angeles defenders, all eyes trained on him. But he knew this all along; it was predetermined. He stops in an instant, puts the ball between his legs, crosses Tyronn Lue and creates enough space for himself to throw up his unorthodox stepback. Lue leaps at him, more out of desperation than strategy, but Iverson has already released the ball, not with the typical follow-through that high school and AAU coaches drill into perfection. He doesn’t wave goodbye to the ball, he merely releases it, knowing where it’s headed. As it splashes through the net, Lue falls sprawling onto the court, a defeated man. But the hunter is not finished with his prey. He doesn’t step over him, he STOMPS, as if the Lakers’ hopes were an insect on the sole of his shoe, and Iverson has no tolerance for bugs. For a brief second, he stands over his victim, seemingly laughing, as Lue’s teammates on the bench stand helplessly only inches away. It does not mathematically eliminate the Lakers, as Eric Snow’s floater in the lane would do 30 seconds later, but everybody knows the game is over. The whole city of Los Angeles could not stop A.I. tonight, and he has reminded them in a brutal fashion.


Eleven-year-old me is conflicted. Despite my affiliation with Philadelphia sports, I am a converted Kobe fan, and since my childhood idol left the game in 1998, I had grown rather attached to this afro-wielding future superstar. This Finals was a meeting of the two teams I would most want to hoist the trophy. While some may view this as a favorable position to be in, my pessimism does not afford me such comfort. Every win for the Lakers is a loss for the Sixers, and vice versa. To ease my discomfort, I have already conceded victory to Los Angeles. The Lakers have not yet lost in these playoffs, are coming off a sweep of the San Antonio Spurs that toed the line between utter domination and public execution. The Sixers, on the other hand, took seven games to beat the Milwaukee Bucks in the Conference Finals, and boasted a starting lineup that included Aaron McKie, Tyrone Hill, and Jumaine Jones. Dikembe Mutombo was their second best player, and his joints would literally creak as he lumbered down the floor.

But tonight belonged to The Answer, as he single-handedly served the Lakers their first loss of the 2001 Playoffs.  While the Lakers would go on to win the next four games, and the series, that moment has forever been carved into my mind. In my lifetime, I can only remember watching three Playoff games in which a player seemingly won a game on his own, as if he could have picked four fans out of the stands to play with him and the result would be the same: Jordan’s last game as a Bull, LeBron’s 48 Special against Detroit, and what Iverson had just done to L.A. In these instances, the outcome was not a result of poor performances by the losing team; there was simply nothing they could do.

Eleven years later, AI sits in basketball purgatory. By his own admission he is still holding out hope that he will get to play in the NBA again, that one more team will give him a chance. He bristled at the use of the word ‘retirement’ in an interview with Lisa Salters at a Sixers playoff game this year, a game where he was honored at center court before the game. But whether he is willing to say the word or not, Allen Iverson is effectively retired. While he has been relegated to stints in the Turkish Basketball League, players that were taken after him in the 1996  Draft continue to play, and in many cases thrive, in the NBA.  There is no doubt that he could provide consistent scoring off the bench for a mid-level team. Hell, even Derek Fisher (taken 23 picks after Iverson) is playing major minutes for a championship contender. The issue Iverson has run into is the expectation that teams have for veteran role players. The function of these players is to provide minutes off the bench, limit mistakes, and provide a model for younger players to emulate. The first and last responsibilities are in question when it comes to The Answer. He has had trouble coming off the bench before, and the assumption around the league is that his pride will not allow him to do so. Not helping his cause is the Iverson image, constructed by years of trouble with the law, feuds with coaches, and endlessly replayed sound bites. In a nasty twist of fate, the public persona that once made Iverson arguably the most popular player in the league has assured that he will never play in it again.

Tip Off


               The genesis of every venture begins with a problem, a predicament that requires fixing. Some are nobler than others: providing for others, self-improvement, general betterment of mankind, etc. A majority of the time, the reason can be traced to the pursuit of financial assets. Whatever the case may be, each project is a result of a specific cause or affliction that affects its creator. This is no exception. Translation: I’m doing this shit for a reason, so listen up.

                The motivation to create this blog lies closer to affliction than anything else. More specifically, my stupid, useless head (insert phallic joke here). You see, ever since I was young I have had an unhealthy obsession with basketball. The first person I am going to lay the blame on is Michael Jordan. Now, he was pretty good at basketball. And he also happened to be in his prime during my formative years. Good enough reason to get into the sport, right? Well that leads us to the second (and final) person I am going to blame for all of this: myself. You see, when I enjoy something, it takes precedence over anything that does not entertain me as much. This can include eating, sleeping, primary body functions and the such. More often than not it ended up being homework. In conclusion, the individual factors of Michael Jordan being the shit and my obsessive personality morphed and created the monster that I am today. My first full memory is receiving one of those Little Tikes basketball hoops for Christmas when I was 3, and pretending to be MJ for hours before even opening any of my other gifts. While most adolescents were (I’m assuming) committing to memory the basics of science and mathematics in school, I was filling my mind with the names of largely irrelevant NBA role players such as Slava Medvedenko, Olden Polynice, and Lawrence Funderburke. I still have a DVD in my room called Dunks 2. That’s right, a DVD. That means I was at least 13 when I bought it. I don’t regret that purchase one bit.

Seriously, look at that form. Straight up balla'
Seriously, look at that form. Straight up balla'.
              
                 Fact of the matter is, I have not grown out of this fixation as much as I would like. While I retain very basic human functionality, I am limited in my ability to actually improve myself. What I’m getting at is that I’ve hit the inevitable point in my life where I have simply run out of room in my mind. I imagine that when I receive new information, it simply pushes aimlessly against the gray mush that is my brain, unable to find any new entry points. My head is literally filled to the brim with tidbits such as the complete roster of the 1998 Chicago Bulls (keep on representin', Scott Burrell) and theories about why Kobe inexplicably shaved his glorious afro. I’m afraid of what may happen if my brain conceivably overloads. I see myself standing in line at the bank, yelling at the poor soul next to me, “HOW IS HAKEEM OLAJUWON STILL UNDERRATED?! HE IS THE 4TH GREATEST CENTER OF ALL TIME! LOOK AT OLD HIGHLIGHTS OF HIM! IT’S BASKETBALL PORN!!!” Needless to say, this type of behavior would have negative consequences.

                So here we are. I am trying to unload some of this potentially dangerous information on you people. “Thanks!” you say, “This is exactly what I was looking to do with my free time. Also, just wondering, what does the name of your blog represent?” Well gee, I’m glad you asked. I was actually wondering how I was going to shoehorn that into this dialogue. Simply enough, I have an end table next to my bed at home. It is relatively nondescript: wood, a little more than two feet tall. But it is where I dump everything. Looking at it now I see multiple bank statements, sunglasses, a camera, a tissue box, toenail clippers, the charger for something that I’m assuming I’ve never used before, and a pile of resumes. The parallel between that table and this blog is (hopefully) apparent. This is my landfill.

In all seriousness though, I do actually enjoy writing, and sports take up a large portion of my life. As my old roommates will tell you, I am more than willing to debate any topic in sports until I am proven correct. This isn’t my first attempt at a blog, although my previous endeavor was, admittedly, crap. It had no focus and tried to do way too much, and too little. My hope is that this effort will be incrementally better than the last, and that by my 14th attempt sometime in 2048 I will actually approach genuinely inspired work. In the mean time, I can hopefully free up the room in my head to learn how to drive a car without rear ending whatever vehicle stops in front of me. That’s progress, ladies and gentlemen!